Tuesday, January 11, 2005

THOSE IRISH EYES ARE SMILING: CLOONEY INVITES O'REILLY TO TELETHON

O'REILLY IS FINALLY GETTING WHAT HE HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF... ACCEPTANCE BY THE "COOL" PEOPLE OF THE WORLD... I MEAN, C'MON NOW. THIS GUY HAS BECOME SO TRANSPARENT IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF THAT HIS LIBERAL ASPIRATIONS CANNOT BE HIDDEN ANY LONGER... CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM AS THE GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO ALWAYS WANTED TO BE "COOL" BUT NEVER QUITE GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE "IN CROWD"... WELL, I GUESS NOW YOUR IN O'REILLY, AND "YOUR OLD FRIENDS" WHO GOT YOU THERE ARE OF NO USE TO YOU ANYMORE...

THANKS FOR NOTHING O'REILLY. AND THANKS FOR TURNING YOUR BACK ON THE CONSERVATIVES WHO PUSHED YOU INTO THE POSITION YOU'RE IN TODAY... NO, YOU NEVER REALLY WERE THAT GOOD. YOU WERE JUST GOOD AT GIVING US RIGHTIES WHAT WE WANTED. NOW THAT YOU'VE ABANDONED US IN FAVOR OF YOUR LIBERAL PALS, WE HAVE ABANDONED YOU...

... AND THAT'S THE MEMO....

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