Friday, October 13, 2006

ATTENTION SLUT, MADONNA, BUYS AFRICAN KID TO ADD TO HER COLLECTION


Not content with simply conceiving two of her own children (from two different men), Madonna has now decided to jump on the oh-so-sheek trend of "adopting" (read: buying) 3rd World children. Like Angelina Jolie, Meg Ryan, and so many others, celebs of all sorts seem to be jumping on the buy-a-third-world-kid bandwagon. How sad...

More from the Scotsman...
Her latest guise as an international humanitarian could be seen as the apotheosis of this journey. Off she went to Aids-ravaged Malawi last week, with her entourage in tow, to visit an orphanage and perhaps even adopt a one-year-old baby. The people of Malawi were suitably deferential: Aids orphans sang for her as she dispensed translated copies of her children's book and - according to a government minister - laws prohibiting international adoptions were waived, allowing Madonna, who plans to build an orphanage in the country, to pick a one-year-old boy from 12 pre-selected children.

If this proves to be true - and she continues to deny it - it would take an optimist of Cameron-esque proportions not to suspect the singer's motives, or ask: "Who the hell does she think she is?"

It's the same with all celebrities - Meg Ryan and Angelina Jolie spring to mind - who, fairly or unfairly, give the impression of waltzing into developing countries and picking out a baby as if they were picking out a designer suit or handbag.

Even more from the POST...
NO WORD - yet - on whether Madonna plans to nail her brand-new bouncing boy to a crucifix, live, in concert.

Madonna, the sluttish, egomaniacal mother-of-the-century has topped even her most revolting self. She plans to remove a baby from the loving arms of his dirt-poor father, in one of the most desperate nations on earth.

Madonna has traveled far beyond her bra-baring, intercourse-simulating, public girl-kissing, Jesus-emulating loser antics to grab attention - and flesh.

The one-named wonder, who already has given birth to two children by two different daddies, one of whom she would not deign to marry, has her heart set on raping Malawi.

Days ago, she lined up 12 African boys - tots hand-selected for her perusal. She picked out a 1-year-old, David, to take home in her luggage.

The sickest part of Madonna's child-shopping-spree: It was completely illegal under Malawi law. Conveniently, however, there was an exception made when Madonna announced that she would be donating $3 Million to build a center to help Malawi orphans. The center will teach children the "values" of Kabbalah. I sh*t you not....

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